“Unleash your bazooka today!”
YAY! Subject lines of spam e-mails from work:
General…WTF??:
you brush your teeth, you wash your face, what about your colon? its free
I sue you for harassment.
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Fw: Don?t wait while your bones break. Restore Calcium.
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Every man would give up his brain for a decent size.
Women always check the size of your tool first.
Men with large instruments don’t have to go down on girls.
Put your doughnut in her oven
Enlarge your device and women will jump in your bed.
Be a real man √ biggiesize your device.
You can trick the nature and make a monster out of your timid animal.
Finally the mankind found the way out for men who have little peckers.
Women don’t care about your money as long as your trunk is long and hard.
The gossips in the town are spreading fast about that how long your power can last.
Unleash your bazooka today
Unwind your massive python
Take the blue pilule and she will show you how far the rabbit hole goes.
Give her pleasure with every stroke – we assure you it’s no joke.
With such a developed huge monster in your pants you can catch a real gold fish.
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A watch decorates you better than shyness.
With our watches boring time will go faster.
With our watches precious minutes will go slower.
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will said,
August 31, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Imagine what I see going through the email quarantine